Jaz. Born as a female, identify as a female. Straight. Australian. Desperately ridiculous.
Game Of Thrones.
Lord Of The Rings.
Basically just anything I deem interesting and/or fabulous.
that’s fucking hardcore
This will never be overshared
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you
that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
[whispers] baby draco wandering malfoy manor all by himself w no one to talk to so he plays with the house elves n they care for him and teach him things n draco develops a close relationship w all of them until lucius finds out and reminds him that house elves are for service and not for friendship